Deranged Dan
Dan, as a deranged Blockbuster employee, attempts to flash everyone ... only to discover he has clothes on underneath the cape.
Pan + Prom
He's tough and shirtless, but she's in high heels. Then again, Sam didn't get any snowballs thrown at HER.
Rocky, Christi, Brian
Rocky, as the man-in-black, singular, and Christi, as the woman-in-the-red-mask (little seen in Matrix 2), attempt to woo Brian, as the purple people-eater from the 70s, onto the couch. Catherine also stated that "Brian is HOT in purple... ;-P"
Matt n' Molly
Matt + Molly with their special brews in tow. Special because not even THEY know what's in 'em. Because Susan Clark made 'em. That's right kids, she flew all the way up for a photo shoot for NMF. Molly, however, adds: "Hey, I knew what was in my drink. Susan Clark is my pimp. We are very tight."
Daniel
See Dan smile. See Dan stand. See Dan wear a wig. See Dan do 4 shots of whiskey in 30 mins.
Rachel Is A Soothseer
Rachel concentrates extremely hard until all the lights in the room focus their energy on the top of Rachel's hat, and she shoots a laser beam from her eyes, causing Palapial's eye to explode. Juan, "in yer mom's bed @ yer mom's house", says: "She's trying to melt my brain with her psychic powers!!!"
Anna Changes Behind Joelle
Anna goes behind Joelle to take off her pants. I reached for the camera. Need we say more? Catherine adds: "Who's pants is Anna removing? Her own or Joelle's?"
Anna as Link
Anna drinks an elixer and regains 34 HP! 3-Headed Rat attacks with Mighty Hiss. 12 HP damage to Anna! Sparky attacks with spell: The Power of Joelle's Crotch. 1 Thrust each to Rat-Heads. 3-Headed Rat has been defeated. :: cue music :: Molly notes: "BUT NONE CAN WITHSTAND THE POWER OF JOELLE'S CROTCH!"
Adam Meets An Egg
Dan watches. Or something. I'm really not sure why I included this.
Brian + a Cauldron
Bubble bubble toil and oh that Brian sure is trouble. Beer in a cauldron -- what REALLY goes on in the dungeons of Hogwarts. Catherine wisely adds: "No one ever said that Butterbeer didn't have alcoholic content! :-D"
Pan vs. Dan
Apparently they're fighting over beer. I think. This was repeated throughout the apartment numerous times, sometimes with swords, sometimes with fists, and occasionally with Rachels and Sams.
... and a monkey makes 4
Adam (Peter Pan), Rachel (Jose Gonzalez), and Sam (Katie Roth) pose for a picture with the inflatable monkey. Sam corrects me: "EXCUSE ME i am NOT katie roth....i don't want to be katie roth, i just would have been a much better prom queen thank you very much. I feel insulted. grr."
Queenie in the Kitchen
Unbeknownst to Sam, her drink has been laced with lace. (SHUTTUP I'M TIRED. LEAVE ME ALONE.)
Rocky + Christi
The greeters decided that "hello, welcome to 408 riverknoll" was much too formal so they started welcoming people in by yelling "whaaasssuupp?????"
Boris
Boris refuses to strike "the pose". Catherine continues to hit on guys through photos by saying: "That looks like a pretty hot pose to me. ;-)"
Steve + Jeremy
I really like this one. Probably largely due to the fact that I have no idea what Jeremy's looking at. Probably Seth pinching more nipples.
Joe + Egg = Satan
That's right, he's single ladies.
Seth
............... YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWW!!!!!! Catherine agrees: "*yea* Cowboys!"
Steve
He's Steve. This was him in his pre-ghost-wooing days. His hair was longer then. :: sigh :: Thank god for his eventual dating.
Christi + Adam
...... First photo of the New Year to be sent off to Katie ....
A variance of expression
The 1-and-only Flickr-exclusive pic from this night.
Joelle
The lil' retarded gal sits in her corner, eating her curds an' whey when along came Anna as Link with ears and said "I need to shoot something" ... and lil' Palapial's brother ghost was dead.
The Kitchen
It was crowded. people were drinkin' stuff. some, for the first time. for others, it was a time they would never forget. in a time. in a land. in a land ... before time. :: cries :: Rachel asks, of that description: "WHAT?"
Sparky!
She's SOOOOO cuuuuuttttee!!! I could just :: pause :: EAT her alive! (Oh no Margaret! Too Young!) Billy Bob also notes: "And she can dress herself!"
Threesome on the sofa
HOT! HOT! and MORE HOT! So hot my screen is melting just looking at this. You've been warned. Molly adds: "Oh,look - it's me pre-drunk! Apparently I'm the only one who noticed you were taking a picture."
The only photo of Billy
Sorry kid. It's not the best. It's all I got. :( At least there IS one. Brian's friends Jill, Meg, Alania, and Abe were apparently never at this party. No photo, no proof. This isn't a photo of Rachel, so don't pretend it is.
Ready ... set ....
He's GONNA DROP IT!
Other Threesome Standing
:: screen becomes instant puddle :: To that, Catherine adds: "I'm going to view this picture on every screen in this lab... then they will have to replace all the melted computers.... mwahahaha! ;-)"
Brenda is lost
What did you say?! What street?!? Huh?! Where are you?! Who are you?! What have you done with my daughter?!?
... TAA DAA!!
For 2 seconds, it stayed.... then .... it happened.
Mood Lighting
It's awfully moody. This is Halloween... Halloween ... Halloween ... Halloween ...
El Whore Muy Feo Numero Uno
I wanted to title this "SCARY RACHEL", but the Bedgemog told me not to. He liked the pink maracas, though. 'Rachel's-A-Skank-With-Lots-of-STDs' added: "Leatherface!!!"
Joe's Apendage
HA! Try and stop a photo, why don'cha?!? What are ya -- CHICKEN?!?! .... which came first, the devil egg of doom or joe? or was it a chicken? or is joe a chicken, or is satan an egg .... quick move on before my head explodes like a cat in Boondock Saints. Catherine, however, simply states this is: "TALK TO THE HAND!!!"
The Lost ... College Students
..... :: laughs and can't write a caption :: .....
Who Gave Them Swords?!
I repeat: WHO GAVE THEM SWORDS?!?!?! BAD BAD IDEA!!! They're shifty! With swords, they get anger! Anger leads to hate! Hate ... leads to eating all the doughnut holes and stealing Sam's tiara!
Juliann + Christina
Juliann's third boob is actually a tripple agent for SD-6 -- the party was a secret meeting for "Chrstina" (Sydney) and the phone to get together and plan a mission.
Deviled Egg Attack
OH GOD! It's back! Where's Godzilla when you need him?! Or maybe a GIANT APE!!! ........... Wait, that requires going over to the other party, bringing back the ape, and THEN letting the egg fight, which, without costumes, would look like ... another series of photos.
Molly + (other) Matt
Molly's too drunk to realize that Matt's stealing her precious ........... (... Wow, that's possibly the most unintentially dirty comment I've ever written ...) Catherine says: "aawwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... how cute.. :-)" but Molly says: "You robbed my craddle and stole my precious when I was only 11 Matt. I'll never forgive you for that!"
Christina + Ever Elusive Kate
Sydney meets *GASP!* her LONG LOST SISTER! Oh, how the plot thickens! What a turning point! What acting! What a series finale!
Brenda + Peter
OR Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey
Jeremy Giggles
Brian's straight?!?! Catherine agrees with: "Funny shit, yo."
Pre Headstand
Brenda, we miss you! :'( (Peter, you seem cool ... I only remember you from chorus. No offense.)
Prom Queen!
PRRRRRROOMMMMMMMM!!!! Sam says: "um....yeah i don't like this one to much..i look crazy and drunk..ugh ...matt and his camera."
Molly on the Floor
Now, there was never an official word on what Molly was dressed up as. Some say gothic goddess, but I prefer to think skanky sex-rat, since she knew it was the only way she'd get in Joelle's bed. Molly clarifies: "I was just supposed to be eye candy for the evening. Mission accomplished." and Web randomly chimes in with: "Gotta put in my $0.02, she's definitely cute, mission of eye candy certainly accomplished!"
Dan Sleeping in the Trash
:: sigh :: I should give him one for his birthday. Catherine adds: "That looks comfortable."
4 standing, 1 sleeping
Look at us. Bein' all friendly. Not killin' each other. And there's Dan. Puking his guts out. Sweet Jesus! Angry ticks fly out of Seth's nipples!
Party-shot
Sorry, all I see is Hollywood after-party.
