Billy's Halloween Party 2004

Girls in the kitchen 2

Girly group at Joelle's place, pre-party. They're so cute. - photo by Ashley

Ransack the car!

NARGH! Angry Matt! - photo by Molly

Girls in the kitchen 4

Molly and Joelle share a special bond over Howie Day, ... uhh ... being girls ... and uuhhh ... both having tongue fetishes. Hense why Molly's licking Joelle. ( I wasn't there, but does that REALLY matter for caption-writing?) - photo by Ashley

Girls in the kitchen 1

Ashley gives the velociraptor (dressed up as Harry Potter, I might add) a checkup. - photo by Joelle

Girls in the kitchen 3

"Joelle cut my pose off" -- Molly - photo by Joelle

Ninjas on the couch

Ninja Velociraptor - ROWR! - photo by Molly

Sara

Billy's sister, Sara, was ringmaster for the special but amazing game of charades. Here, she's shown as a demon. AND a character from Rocky Horror.

Dan & me

This is how I ruin what could have potentially been a very nice picture of Dan and I. At least the root beer sucker I got trick-or-treating (and don't really remember much of) was tasty

Ninjas & Pirate Dan

"Pimpin our crunchberries" -- Anna

Joelle fondles the balloon

Joelle sprouts a growth

Billy opens his shirt

TOOOO SEEXY! TOOO SEEXXYY!

Dan is cool

Dan feels good and looks good, but doesn't tell coherent stories good. (and I type bad english for sake of consistant caption)

Floating balloon

Dan's amazing floating balloon trick. It involved a fan, a balloon, and the wall. He was very proud of it and took a photo of it. ..... Thus concludes Dan's amazing floating balloon trick.... Dan adds: "And many were mesmerized by it's amazing floating capabilities!" - photo by Dan

Billy in the kitchen

Billy, as Peter Parker with Spidey-suit underneath, bartended for the night. After the Luau incident, I didn't figure he was letting the alcohol outta his sight.

The hats converse

The hats ARE indeed pretty silly.

Grr! Scary! Angry! With lollipops

I can't count all the different ways that this one cracks me up. Partly because Val's tongue is blue. Partly because Molly's trying to be fierce while wearing glitter. Partly because Dan's on crack. Ohh it makes me happy. Molly adds: "Your mother makes me happy."

Peter Parker near the ceiling

:: avoids jokes relating to the position of the photographer ::

Lickin' Anna

mmmm ... TASTY!

Joelle, Greg, me

Matt, back from battle, converses with someone ... whom the silly hats are also talking to. Informative comments are what we're all about here, folks.

Dan with a hat and necktie

Captain Dan decided he liked his tie better on his head where it could give him a headache instead of trying to strangle him. The tie wanted out of that one-way relationship. Dan shows it no love.

A protected viking

Matt does it with protection.

Greg likes the skeleton

Greg has a boner. (yuck, yuck, yuck)

Loungin' Dan

Although Dan looks like, but isn't, Puss-In-Boots, "for you baby" he could be.

Billy bartends

Billy's party is some variation on "murdah"

Val

The skirted ninja appears oblivious on the incoming vampire bats behind her, obviously controlled by the guy on the floor. Since IDK what else his costume is. So I assume "bat-tamer."

Anna

My thumb becomes gigantic and tickles Anna with it's fuzziness.

Molly's a pirate

Oooh, look at the fiesty wench! She swabs the deck pretty well, too. (yeah, idk either ...)

Gad

All I hear is "HAPPPY HALLOWWEEEEN!!" and then things get blurry. Molly adds: "And then we all got sick. *the end*"

Jesus!

Not only does he go to RIT, but he also makes a damn good beer from sofa-lint. Joelle adds: "OMG it's Buddy Christ!!"

Molly

By the way, for those who wanted to know, Molly was a dark gothic evil fairey creature, who was kinda sketchy. As evidenced here.

Oh look how festive she is

The pre-birthday girl strikes a pose in the ever-whoring-it-up Viking helmet. Apparently she felt left out of the Silly Hats Only rule and wanted to avoid getting beaten. Molly adds: "Or maybe you forced the hat on my head and was like 'pose biatch!'"

Joelle so silly

Speaking of things looking cute! Awww! :D Don Hertzfeldt would be so proud. Crazy balloons AND silly hats in one space!

Confused people

Anna: "Oh god! What did I forget?!" Dan: "deeerrrrrrrrr" Molly: "Hey look at me! This photo isn't of me, but I'll look cute anyways! :: looks cute :: "

What the?! A ninja! Awesome it's a party!

Val made some cool hand motion thing, and then I attempted to get her to do it again for a picture, but she seemed skeptical of the idea. And then I did it back with MY hand, and she sorta did it again. The vampire bats still eye her blood.

Watch out, she's armed

Greg's hat, shown here on Joelle, was made entirely from scratch. The kid bought materials at Jo-Ann fabrics and constructed it himself. I am insanely in awe of it. It was the COOLEST thing. So much so in fact that Joelle didn't wanna give it up and prepares to beat people away.

Siblings

Candela kids.

Dan showed up in black

Dan, as a vampire ..... or just all in black as he didn't have a cape, teeth, or suck any blood. Or anything else for that matter.

Silly Hats Only

Joelle = happy Greg = wtf mate?!

Billy likes rum

Cap'n Billy strikes THE Cap'n pose.

Ninjas of the night

Bat-hat & orange-headband relax on the floor

Naargh! I'm not very scary

(l to r) The butt Molly liked to slap, the schoolgirl, Matt as a viking, mullet-boy, & Anna trying to catch things in her mouth. Note her cool tattoo, though.

Docta' Ashley

You expect me to know how to do WHAT?!?

A sketchy crew

Joelle, Dr. Ashley, .... creepy guy #42, and Billy #2 (aka CD Burner)